What Name Would Sarah Palin Have Ruined Your Young Life With?

Ok, I know this has probably already made its way across the blog-o-net the world over, but whatever, some of us have to work for a living. The latest craze among Palin-obsessed sociopaths like myself is the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator, which, if you simply type in your name, will tell you what it translates to in Palinese, an Alaskan dialect spoken by the retarded.

Be warned, though. I typed in Tim Anderson and got the disappointing Timber Challenger Palin, which is pretty 'meh. (see below) So I would recommend typing in your full name. I did and was rewarded with the epic nombre Spackle Camshaft Palin (see above), which is just too sexy for words (honestly: Camshaft? Scorching) and, obviously, much more suitable por moi.