Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Ricky Martin is Finally Gay!
At long last, Ricky Martin is gay. I've been waiting for this day to come. It seems like just yesterday that Ricky was straight and singing duets with Madonna on his first American album or teaming up with Christian Aguilera. We all wanted him to be a big ole Mo, but what could we do? He obviously liked the ladies.
I remember buying La Vida Loca at my local Raleigh record store back in the terrible 1990s and staring in the face the judgmental hipster prick who rang me up, giving him a "yes, I am doing this, asshole" expression because, as impeccable as my taste in music usually is, I CAN NOT say no to a hot Puerto Rican guy wearing a tight sweater and singing at me. I just can't. (I also bought his previous album Vuelve, which is just as terrible/awesome, though less loca.)
Now that Ricky Martin is gay, he can do stuff like this
freely without having to worry about the townspeople whispering about how gay he seems. Because the townspeople now know. No more whispering!
In conclusion, mor bch pcs, pls, Rck.