Saturday, September 6, 2008

Sarah Palin Takes a Break from Giving Her Ride a Tune-up to Answer Your Questions!!

You won't be seeing potential Vice President Sarah Palin on any of the liberal Sunday talk shows this weekend, but Sarah Palin trusts SeeTimBlog and its readers enough to submit herself to our tough questions. Keep 'em coming, and thanks again Sarah!

Dear Ms. Palin:

You are obviously qualified to step into the Presidency of the United States because you have a pregnant 17-year-old daughter and as Governor of Alaska you support abstinence-only sex education in public schools. That is definitely the kind of wisdom and coherence that we need in the White House. I'm wondering, though, about your thoughts on the growing threat of religious extremism across the world. What ideas do you have to combat such extremism in every country but the United States?


Busted in Boston


Dear Busted:

Thank you so much for your support. As you know, Barack Obama looks down on you and your ordinary problems. He thinks that being a former sportscaster and having 5 children and sexy librarian glasses don't qualify you to be the second most powerful person in the world. He is wrong. They do. I can be vice president. And you know what? You can. Your terminally ill grandmother can. Your dead high school principal can. Your ex-girlfriend with one leg longer than the other can. Any of us can be vice president. That is the lesson we must learn, from Jesus.

But to answer your question, which is a good one, and put me in mind of Ezekial 23:25:

""And I will set My jealousy against you, that they may deal with you in wrath. They will remove your nose and your ears; and your survivors will fall by the sword. They will take your sons and your daughters; and your survivors will be consumed by the fire."

So true. Anyway, I hope that clears things up!

God bless mooses!

Sarah xoxoxo

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