Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Hats for the Apocalypse: London Fashion Week

This hat is so fashion forward. Not only can it shield its wearer from harmful UV rays and falling pianos, it can also withstand the impact of IEDs, receive transmissions from orbiting interplanetary craft, and, best of all, complement any outfit, no matter how busy the pattern or color scheme. (Hello, Houndstooth!) Also, you know, it looks like Pac-Man. And makes the wearer look dead.

The brainchild of visionary British designer Giles Deacon, this hat, which, fingers crossed, will be featured in the next god-awful Sex and the City movie, comes with a matching steel clutch purse, sheet metal bracelets (like Wonder Woman had), and aluminum foil tube socks. All for the low low price of God knows how much.

In conclusion, fashion is dumb.

1 comment:

Kelly said...

I love the orca-camouflage motif--it's so Now.