Vice Presidential contender Sarah Palin is currently playing strip canasta with Dick Cheney in an undisclosed location, but she took a break this afternoon to field another SeeTimBlog reader question.
Dear Sarah,
I think it is perfectly fine for you not to have to take questions from the media, who are totally out to get you, just like they were out to get Dan Quayle, Geraldine Ferarro, Jack Kemp, Lyndon Johnson, George H.W. Bush, and every other Vice Presidential candidate in history. You have been chosen by a POW, and that's enough for me. And isn't blindly relying on your judgement-impaired statesmen to make the right choices what democracy is all about? Anyway, one question I do think you need to answer is this: when is Bristol's baby shower?!
Signed,
Pit Bull in Pittsburgh
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Dear Pit Bull,
Hey Sister! You know, people really underestimate the way passionately watching hockey can prepare you to be the leader of the free world. Anyway, to answer your question, Bristol's baby shower is a private family matter, I'm afraid. Thankfully, though, there is no law against contributing to a presidential campaign and writing "for Bristol" on the check!
Taking Jaeger Shots for Jesus,
Sarah xoxoxoxo
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