Anyway, all the gays were there, you guys. All the gays. Here are two of them:
Big fans of Vision Quest, I'm thinking. And here's Madonna at her stove, leaning up against it like she owns it, when obviously she's just renting, at that point.
That up there's my friend Rachel Roth, who made my wedding cake and takes lots of pictures and gets pissed at you if you don't look at them on Instagram, so hurry up and go look at them before she yells at you.
Speaking of Roth's Instagram, I totally stole the next two from it, cause I've just realized I didn't take many pictures. And when you don't have what you need, children, you just take it from someone else. Remember that. Above is Roth with one of the captions. (Roth, where are all your others? I need to steal them.)
Had that same boom box, except bigger and pinker.
I just... I just couldn't... I just couldn't even... it's... what's happening?
Roth would totally have been one of these blurry East Village kids if she hadn't been two years old and living in Raleigh.
And one more with Danise.
Best one of the bunch, IMHO: full cast shot of classic 80s morality tale Desperately Seeking Susan.
Aw, yeah, this is what you came here for. A pic of yours truly in between two Madonna noses. Drink it in, children.
And there are more photos inside but you get the idea, so here's a great one of Danise looking hot in the freezing cold.