Sarah Palin Totally Wasn't Like This When I Talked to Her at the Chat 'n Chew

Oh murderous death, I can't watch this, so I'm making you. And I can't top what Wonkette had to say about it, which was

snort can will health care eat potato cheap economy health poop cum umbrella face nose tax cut health penis eye stab number drink pepsi trade blah moose shit die cancer.

At this point I don't care if Sarah Palin is our next Vice President, would someone just please escort her to an undisclosed location immediately and go ahead and start the next war. Thanks!