Anderson Cooper is an Adorable Drunk

I know this is absolutely ancient news (last week!), but I had to post it for posterity. The day after the inauguration of Michelle's husband, Anderson Cooper apparently still hadn't sobered up from the drinking and the pill-popping and the fancy dancing with Sasha, Malia, and smoking hot Latino dolphin trainers. And, sadly, you could kind of tell. There's something really awesome about a tanked news anchor talking about the fumbled Obama Presidential oath while drunk and also wasted.