Saturday, April 25, 2009

Shootin' It: In Which Jimmy and Tim Discuss the Pressing Issues of the Day

Keepin' it Large

While watching a scene in Damages where coked-up Ted Danson is screwing some woman in a car, Jimmy and I discuss what our cat Stella gets up to during the day when we're at work.

Jimmy: She f**ks random cats in the alleyway.
Tim: She does what?!
J: Yeah, she f**ks cats in the alleyway and does a bunch of coke.
T: Shit! Now, does she do coke before she goes down to the alleyway or does she go to the alleyway for coke?
J: Oh, she has her own stash up here.
T: So she goes down to the alleyway just for sex.
J: Yes. Jesus, she's not a coke whore.
T: That's my girl.

Stella is not a coke whore.


Unknown said...

If she's not a whore, then how does she pay for the coke? Maybe you guys should consider a kitty cam.

Muzzle Mammoth said...

Catnip is a gateway drug.

I'm sure you told yourselves it was ok, as long as she did it at home, and was supervised by Dad or Daddy, and as long as she wasn't driving, but that's how it always starts.