Tuesday, October 21, 2008

What Joe the Plumber Hath Wrought

Hey, remember that Joe the Plumber guy from the last presidential debate who wasn't really a plumber and wasn't named Joe and and would benefit from Obama's tax plan (even though he never pays his taxes) so naturally he's voting for McCain because he's patriotic? Yeah, that douche. Anyway, thanks to the success (or not!) of Joe (or Samuel or whatever) the Plumber as a campaign tool (in so many senses of the word), the McCain/Palin ticket just can't stop giving hard working Americans facile nicknames. Today, Sarah Palin gave a shout-out to Tito the Bricklayer, a guy who got in a shouting match with a few members of the media at one of her rallies, earning his moose badge.

And now the McCain campaign is taking that natural next step: allowing good, hardworking Americans to visit its website and nickname themselves in hopes of proving their blue collar cred and winning a lifetime supply of lower taxes! (Offer void if the terrorist wins.)


jimmy said...

So that's John the Douchebag
Sarah the Bitch
and Jimmy the Faggot

jimmy said...

oh and tito the big fat burrito

Muzzle Mammoth said...

Really? Seriously?

How did Joe or whatever his name is manage to overlook the fact that McCain's proposed tax breaks would only benefit the very wealthiest Americans, something the "plumber" obviously isn't, especially after he has to start paying his taxes and now that he won't be able to practice his faux trade anymore now that it has come to light that he doesn't actually have a license to plumb sh*t? (pun intended)

And Jimbo, while I loved your Tito the BF Burrito moniker (laughed aloud), I thought we had decided that Sarah is actually a f*cking c*nt.

Muzzle Mammoth said...

Breaking news...

Joe the "plumber" has announced that he is considering running for Congress in 2010.

Really, I'm not making this up.