Thursday, May 1, 2008
This New-Fangled Coffee Thing and OH MY GOD, NORTH CAROLINA, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
Hilary Clinton is no filthy rich overeducated east coast elitest whose rich parents got her into an Ivy League coffee making school in Massachusettes. No, she's just like us! A dumbass!
Oh my God, North Carolina, don't fall for this woman's shenanigans. If she wins my home state because of this stupid Reverend Wright thing I'm going to shoot myself in the face. Do these knuckle draggers decrying Wright's statements ("God damn America!" "Chickens coming home to roost!" and other greatest hits) have the same kind of animosity toward Fallwell, Robertson, and all the other white religious retards and their post-9/11 statements, their connections to political candidates, and their regular gigs on the news? No. Because everyone knows a crazy black minister is unquantifiably more dangerous than a crazy white minister. This is America!