Finally! After months and months in the wilderness, aging mummified right-wing bilesack Ann Coulter—and the handsome, sinewy Neck that dutifully props up her leather mouth pouch year after year—is back in business. Ann Coulter's Neck is out promoting a new book, dontcha know, all about how all Democrats are pussies, all Republican turncoats are women, all children of divorce are strippers, blah blah blah. The usual insights into the human condition, viewed through the eyes of a self-loathing she-male hopped up on Lithium and Appletinis. God, I've missed that Neck. But, really, Ann, such language. Do you kiss Republicans with that mouth? Or just Democrats?
Welcome back, sweets. Where would old fashioned family values be without you, your husband, and your God-fearing children to defend them? Oh, wait......
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Hurray for not having to watch on the Today show! Guess they figured out that isn't the first thing you want to see in the morning. Think about all those unfortunate guys who got trashed thought they were picking up an ugly woman only to find the following morning her snorring in their bed.
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