Jukebox: Soviet

Folks, it's the end of the first week of the rest of our lives, and so we must celebrate. And you know what that means it's time for: that's right—synthpop. And who better to salute our new era of American competence than a little band of fey-bots called Soviet who dance with their keyboards like any normal person would. No, they're not a gaggle of dirty commies from Kazakhstan; they're just a workaday group of whiteys from LA with a fetish for the Cold War's greatest decade. In keeping with the optimism of recent days, this song is called "Breakdown." Enjoy, but not too much, because, really, we're doomed.