The blog of Tim Anderson, author and future underwear model in space
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Eagle Attempting to Poke Outgoing VP Dick Cheney's Eyes Out Restrained by Reluctant Security Guard at Inaugural Ceremony
I fully understand the security guard's reluctance to hold the eagle back from gouging out the eyes of Dick Cheney (and feeding them to his dumb wife Lynn) as he leaves office, but, really, it's time to look forward, don't you think? And you can't really look forward with another man's eyes in your beak.