Unnecessary: Nightline Co-anchor Martin Bashir Forces Us to Imagine His Big Boner

Martin Bashir, the polished Anglo-Pakistani Nightline co-anchor and former BBC correspondent, is making me want to throw up. In an appearance at the Asian American Journalists' Association the other night, he made reference to the sexually frustrating number of "Asian babes" in attendance and then indicated that it was a good thing the podium was covering his jock.

Gross.

If Ted Koppel were dead, he'd be spinning in his grave.