Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Dept: Being Gay for Bush Means Never Having to Go to Jail

Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales says "heeeeeeey."

Oh, so this is why it's so important that the Justice Department not be politicized. I guess when you have a hyper-partisan employment policy (sample question: "What is it about George W. Bush's balls that makes you want to lick them?"), with a hyper-partisan Attorney General at the helm, it's possible that justice might could maybe be skewed a little and all of a sudden there could be a huge distinction made between committing a crime and violating the law. It's true. They are such different things! In the words of Attorney General Mukasey, "not every wrong, or even every violation of the law, is a crime." So true. That's from Paul's letter to the Ephesians, right?

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