Laydeez I Love: Rachel Maddow

Ok, I know. She's a political pundit on MSNBC. You're thinking, "Jesus, Tim, she's on cable. Cable." But Rachel Maddow is freaking brilliant and seeing her smack down awful Pat Buchanan on a regular basis really justifies MSNBC's existence.

Plus, she's a lesbian. And not a harmless one like Ellen. She's got a girlfriend and a point of view and she isn't afraid to talk about either one if you ask her. You know Pat Buchanan leaves the set every night just wanting to hate f**k her. And when a skeezy Republican bloviater wants to hate f**k a Democrat, you know that Democrat is doing something right.