Thursday, June 5, 2008

Today in Growing Old Gracefully: Boy George

The headline in Britain's Daily Mail a few months ago said it all:

Boy George: 'I didn't chain a male escort to a wall'.

Listen, George, I believe you, really. I'm a fan. My boyfriend and I both read your memoir Take It Like a Man and we never read the same memoirs. But, you know, if you find yourself in a situation where you must make a public statement denying that you chained a prostitute to a wall in your plush London home, it doesn't really matter if it's true, does it? I haven't done that yet either, but nobody's asked me. In court.

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