Dolly Parton, the President of Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, recently played here at Radio City Music Hall, and I missed it because I was getting my annual nose job. Obviously, I was very sad, because God knows how long Dolly's gonna keep teasing that wig. I was able to console myself, though, with my DVD of 9 to 5, the Sexist, Egotistical, Lying, Hypocritical, Bigot Edition. This is the third best movie ever made, and there are plenty of scenes to choose from, but my choice for number 1 scene is the one where Doralee tears Mr. Hart a new one. (This one is second only to the one where, during a strategizing session about what to do about Mr. Hart, who they've kidnapped, Doralee suggests "Well, I say we hire a couple a wranglers to go upstairs and beat the shit out of him.") The video above includes both. Your welcome.
Also, see below for photo evidence of me being in very close proximity to Ms. President, separated only by a sheet of glass and a million other fans standing out in front of the Best Buy on 5th Ave a few years ago.
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