Tuesday, June 24, 2008
This Week in Not Supporting the Troops: Vandalism
There are many ways to not support the troops. You could not put a yellow ribbon on your car. You could not vote Republican. Or, if you want to follow the lead of some cheeky vandal in the Lower East Side, you could deface a poster promoting the new HBO miniseries Generation Kill, a poster featuring the giant face of a soldier wearing sunglasses. And, if you really want to not support the troops, you could deface it with a cock and hairy balls.
And if, in addition to not supporting the troops, you want to not support the way your momma raised you, you could scrawl the word “herpes” on the soldier’s forehead.
Why do New York City’s youth hate America for its freedom so much?
This is so disrespectful.