Miss USA Falls on Her Ass Again in Front of a World Audience; No Metaphor Here

Carrying on the annual tradition of Miss USAs falling on their asses at the Miss Universe pageant, Texas beauty Chystle Stewart, Miss USA 2008, bravely fell on her rear end during the evening gown competition of the annual pageant, which was held in Vietnam (irony!) last night. Picking herself up, she then proceeded to applaud herself for the unfortunate stumble as she swaggered on down the runway. She then screamed "bring it on!" to the judges as a "Mission Accomplished" banner unfurled from the ceiling, rendering her once again omnipotent and blameless. Then Miss Venezuela won, the end.