Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Liddy Dole Is Hilarious

Dingbat North Carolina Senator Elizabeth “Liddy” Dole—Salisbury, NC’s very own village idiot-made-good—is not only made of moth balls, kudzu, and crepe paper; she is also hilarious. Get this: remember gay-hating troll Jesse Helms, the newly dead North Carolina senator who represented my home state in Washington for two millennia and in that time did all he could to see to it that as many gays as possible died horrible deaths by obstructing federal AIDS funding? Remember him? Well, Dole has proposed naming a new HIV/AIDS relief bill in honor of ole Jesse. Out of respect.

So the question becomes: Why is Elizabeth Dole suggesting that dead Jesse Helms is a gay homo faggot?

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