Thursday, June 3, 2010

Jesus Picture of the Day

The above image is brought to you by Planet Dan, and I'm stealing it because it is the most moving rendering of Jesus I've seen since the Sexy Jesus competition I went to in San Francisco a few years back.

For those godless sodomites among you who have never even opened a Bible (hey Dani! hey Jack!), this picture depicts the raising of Lazarus from the dead by Jesus, who has just graduated from Hogwarts. That is all I know.

And Jesus said unto him, "Dude, Lazarus, you were hella dead like two seconds ago."


jimmy said...

Is that the I just ripped one face?

Rachell Roth said...

that face reminds me of the scene in fast times at ridgemont high where spicoli is having a dream about winning the surf contest. he says, "It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"