Screechy Sarah Palin Screeches Her Way Through a Preview for What Will Surely Be the Screechiest Show in Teevee History

It's a shame for Sarah Palin that screeches aren't made of $100 bills because if they were she wouldn't even have to do the little amount of work she does to make a living--she could just chill by her waterin' hole back in Wasilla and whenever she needed money for the moose jerky vending machine or the Updo's 'n Don'ts Hair Salon she could just screech out one of her meaningless (and patented!) collections of gerunds into the air and then go cash them suckers in.

What I'm saying is good GOD this show looks teeth-gnashingly awful. Like, even worse than Outsourced.

My favorite moment: when screechy Sarah screeches out the following screech: "HOW COME WE CAN'T EVER JUST BE SATISFIED WITH TRANQUILITY???!!!"

YES, LAMESTREAM MEDIA AND BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE TRANQUIL AND LOW-KEY LIKE SNOWBILLY SARAH???!!!