Thursday, March 5, 2009

New Fun Thing: Naked Germans

Ladies and gentlemen, the very reason computers were invented was so that, one day, we would be able to undress people with our mouses. Mice. Mouse. Anyway, the Internet upped the ante, so now we can collectively undress people with our mouses...mice....mouse, internationally, as one people, in a shared erotic experience.

Ok, yikes, that sounded kind of gross, but never mind that, check out Ansgar (above), a 30-year-old musician. Wait, what were we talking about?

Oh, yeah, naked Germans! All of you kids out there who like girls will probably get more out of this than I did (Ansgar, the first person featured, was also one of very few hot young men on offer). But still, witness computer technology at its finest.

And, this should go without saying, but unless you work in a brothel (hey Dani!), this is NSFW.


jimmy said...

White and hairless, Tim you must be German too, or a least have a little german in you (that was a sexual comment).

Muzzle Mammoth said...

I firmly believe that Tim is at the crux of my weird hairless fetish. (Sorry, Jimmy, but he was my first love, and that does something to a girl.)

I know nothing about the little German in him, but I'll take your word for it.