The blog of Tim Anderson, author and future underwear model in space
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Shootin' It: In Which Tim and Jimmy Get Tawdry
Jimmy: I made up a new sex act today at work. Tim: What is it? J: It's called "The Burning Bag." T: Sounds sexy. What is it? J: So when you're [REDACTED] and you [REDACTED], you take a [REDACTED] on your partner's stomach. T: That's disgusting. J: Yeah, it's kind of a mean sex act. T: It's not really a "sex act." J: It is if you're both naked. T: Anyway, isn't that what's called a "Hot Lunch"?