Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Shootin' It, in Which Tim and Jimmy Discuss the Issues of Our Times: Today, Levi Johnston




Tim: So, you looking forward to Levi Johnston's spread?

Jimmy: Whose spread?

Tim: Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin's grandbabydaddy's Playgirl spread.

Jimmy: Oh that idiot.

Tim: Jimmy! He's an important political figure!

Jimmy: For who?

Tim: For schadenfreude lovers!

Jimmy: Who's Schadenfreude?

Tim: But don't you think this is hilariously embarrassing for Sarah Palin?! Aren't you just hungry for more dirt from him?! Don't you want him to have his own show?! Don't you see in him the downfall of her political future and the security of our republic?! [heaving, heavy breathing, coughing] Don't you?!!

Jimmy: He's probably nasty down there.

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