Friday, April 17, 2009
Ostrich Tea Party Gets Out of Hand
This group of ostrich teabaggers is pissed. They are so tired of taxes, liberals, socialists, darkies, books, homos, evolution, abortions, elitists, and foreign countries they just can’t stand it, and it makes them want to eat cameramen. Of course, they’ve had their heads in the sand for the past 8 years, so you can imagine the shock to their system of all of this horrific government spending and gays having anal sex on the White House lawn.
Thankfully, these ostriches are funneling their anger and frustration into something productive: chaos and rioting. This always brings about great results, especially when the message is so cohesive and self-evident like theirs. In a word, it is: Obama was not born in the U.S. and is Hitler and loves killing babies and wants Hamas in his cabinet and is black and drill baby drill and fuck you. That will obviously fit nicely on a t-shirt at the next Republican National Convention.