Well, these Romanian pelicans obviously have hearts of stone. To think that they could hear Ms. Boyle singing about the death of her dreams in such a lovely, passionate lilt and not jump to their feet and beg for God's forgiveness for not realizing that an anonymous middle aged woman that isn't even skinny can actually carry a tune. I've said it before and I'll say it again: pelicans have no insight into the human condition. And Romanian pelicans are the worst, because they're Godless vampires. This is all true.
I must say, though, I'm not at all surprised. These dumb birds are obviously emotionally stunted. Their favorite youtube clip? The one with those Chinese guys lip-syncing the Backstreet Boys. Retards.
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