Monday, April 20, 2009
Romanian Pelicans Unmoved By Susan Boyle's Singing
Well, these Romanian pelicans obviously have hearts of stone. To think that they could hear Ms. Boyle singing about the death of her dreams in such a lovely, passionate lilt and not jump to their feet and beg for God's forgiveness for not realizing that an anonymous middle aged woman that isn't even skinny can actually carry a tune. I've said it before and I'll say it again: pelicans have no insight into the human condition. And Romanian pelicans are the worst, because they're Godless vampires. This is all true.
I must say, though, I'm not at all surprised. These dumb birds are obviously emotionally stunted. Their favorite youtube clip? The one with those Chinese guys lip-syncing the Backstreet Boys. Retards.