Oh, These Bitchez Again

There is, I guess, more sex to be had with these ladies, the stars of the forthcoming girls-night-out spectacle of sadness Worn Out Vaginas and the City 2: The Sag. But where is Samantha? The answer is, her muff fell off as she was getting out of her limo so she had to go have it ironed back on. Cynthia Nixon witnessed this unfortunate episode, which is why she is physically unable to smile.