Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Why Is This Cheeto Trying to Seduce Me?
You know, I typically like to eat my Cheetos surreptitiously, without the prying eyes of those who would judge me. But how am I supposed to keep things on the downlow when into my hand falls such a suggestive Cheeto? This is primo top-tier grade-A sexual harassment. The inanimate kind, which is the worst. When's the last time you were sexually harassed by a corn-based salty snack? It's been a while, hasn't it?
This is the most unnerving snack-related sexytime since the time a pile of Fritos Scoops gave me that hella painful back rub.