Jimmy: Why hasn't Richard Alpert taken his shirt off yet?
Tim: It's been, like, three seasons!
Jimmy: That's a disgrace. I'm sick of seeing Sawyer's tired leather pecs.
Tim: Why isn't this guy on the cover of every magazine created by humans?
Jimmy: Because his name is Nestor maybe?
Tim: If he's married I'm gonna barf.
Jimmy: Oh! He's got a whole DVD special feature dedicated to him!
Tim: He better f**king take his shirt off in it.
Jimmy: I wanna see bush.
Tim: I did a Google image search of him and there isn't a single shirtless picture. That means none exist.
Jimmy: I bet [our friend] Brian has one.
Tim: F**king call him!
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